— me on ellen ellen: so I hear you’re a big fan of...

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me on ellen

ellen: so I hear you’re a big fan of fullmetal alchemist

me: yeah

*a circle of red lightning surrounds the audience and they all collapse and die*

me: oh my god ellen you didn’t

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